Saturday, June 25, 2011

How to Housetrain a Dog

1.       First, you should start with a puppy – that way you have pretty much a lump of clay that can be molded into whatever you desire. Puppies are also usually more of a manageable size so you can restrain them or pick them up if they won’t do what you want. I didn’t follow my own advice and got a dog from a rescue operation. Although he’s young, he is not quite the blank slate I’d hoped for.  Blank stare describes it better and at nearly 50 pounds already, he does what he wants to do.

2.       Pick a voice command that the dog can associate with the action.  Keep the command simple and ensure everyone in the household uses the same word.  The poor animal will be confused quickly if son says “leak time”, dad says “outside” and mom says “baby need to go poo-poo?”

3.       Next you need to figure out WHERE you want the dog to eliminate – in a litter box, the neighbor’s yard -- wherever. I decided that I wanted the dog to do his duty in the right back corner of our yard. Keeping the poop away from the left side of the yard where we play corn hole and badminton in the summer would decrease the risk of “sliding into a serve.”  It would also keep the aroma from spoiling a nice soak in the hot tub. Keep in mind that wherever you choose, you have to take the dog there –- even if that means standing at the far edge of your lawn in your pj’s at 3am.

4.       Put the dog on a leash each time you take him to the designated spot. Repeat the mantra as you walk to the spot and keep repeating it as you wait for something to happen. Patience. When the dog finally “goes,” praise him heartily with rubs and plenty of “good dogs” and give him a small treat. Always keep small treats in your pocket or nearby when training an animal to do any new behavior.

5.       Next you need a place to keep the dog when you are out of the house or can’t watch him carefully like during the night. A crate is what most animal experts recommend. Get a pen large enough so the dog can stand up and turn around. Dogs are den animals and like to keep their sleeping area clean, so don’t purchase a crate large enough to allow them to soil one side and sleep on the other. We kept our dog in the extra bathroom the first time we left him. Big mistake. In just a few hours he had completely devoured the Charmin, splashed toilet water all over the walls, and chewed the bottom of the door trying to escape. And, no, he did not keep his “den” clean.

6.       Get the dog acquainted with the pen and make it a place he will like to go. Pick another voice command like “bedtime” that you say when you want him to go into the kennel. Speak softly and put treats inside the crate so he will go in to get them. Sometimes it takes lots of treats. When you finally get him inside, don’t close the door yet. Block him in with your body, pet him, praise him and repeat the “bedtime” command. You might even give him his meals in the crate.

7.       During the night, put the crate in or nearby your bedroom. That way you can hear him if he wakes up during the night so you can let him out. Placing his pen close to you also makes the enclosure less of a socially isolating place. When you are gone from the house, I recommend playing a radio or TV. It can help with separation anxiety if they think they are not alone. Once the dog is out the heavy chewing stage, you can add a blanket or cushion to make the crate even more pleasant for him.

8.       Try not to keep the animal in the kennel any longer than two to three hurs at first. Every time you take the dog out of his crate, immediately put him on a leash and take him to his designated spot outside.

9.       Finally, be consistent and tenacious. Some dogs catch on within a few days. Others, like our not- quite-a- puppy, former outdoor dog, have a hard time getting used to not doing their thing on a whim. Don’t give up and you’ll eventually consider your new dog a bonafide member of the family.

5 comments:

  1. Great work on this week's assignment, Mimi. You've really streamlines the house breaking process. I grew up in a house where rottweilers, not the attacking kind, the grow fat and lazy and harmless kind, so house training was essential. If one of those big creatures had an accident in the house, the consequences for one's olfactory senses were dire.

    Your method introduced me to some ideas I hadn't considered. For example, taking the dog to the same place in the yard every time never occurred to us. We were in the middle of nowhere and the dogs had acre upon acre to roam safely on so we'd just open the door and say, "Have at it." Sliding steps right off the front porch were common and i never could figure out why the dogs were going in the worst possible spot when there were no less than 20 acres of not-frequently-trodden ground to use.

    I really don't have anything advice to offer to make this better. You give me the steps but expand on each to keep me interested. I don't currently have a dog, but as soon as I get one, I'll know how to train him. Good work.

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  2. I was very lucky to have the best puppy ever. Dodger is now 11 years old, and has only had one accident in the house - ever. He's crate trained and just a lovable mutt. However, just as Will's dogs would poop wherever the urge struck them, Dodger, too has the same habit. Cutting the grass in my small suburban backyard is a pain in the butt. (No pun intended.) I'm constantly skipping over piles everywhere. Your tip on training them to one section of the yard is amazing to me. Wow. Why didn't I read this 10.5 years ago??

    Your tips are broken down into easy to grasp nuggets. (Again, no pun.) The thought of training a puppy can be overwhelming, but you have created a list that is not only informative, but sprinkled with humor. "Blank stare...", "Baby want to go poo-poo?" - great additions that make this fun to read.

    Great work! Very enjoyable with useful advice.

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  3. You two always make me laugh .. easy to grasp nuggets - ha! Thanks for the comments. He's getting better!

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  4. Great post this week, we to have recently gone through the training stage of our dogs. The only thing we did different, is we rang a bell every time we took the boys outside to pee or poop. Then as the boys got older, we put the bell on the door handle. Now when they have to go the bathroom, they ring the bell to let us know. It is great to know if they have to pee or if they just want to wonder through the backyard. It is funny how many people on our neighborhood walk about telling their dogs to " come on time for pee pee and poop poops", I thought they where crazy at first when I was walking before the dogs, but now it just giggle every time I hear it. Thanks, - Gerrit

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  5. Mimi, I so enjoyed this post because you stay true to the “process” of this assignment, yet you also have a bit of fun with it. I love lines like “decrease the chances of sliding into a serve” and “lump of clay that can be molded into whatever you desire” (although, I’d say ditch the passive voice and say, “lump of clay that you can mold into whatever you desire.). I’ve considered adding a puppy to our house in the near future and will definitely revisit this post!

    This post isn’t as off-topic as you might think. You committed to writing about yourself, and we learn about you and your family in this post. You teach us how to housetrain a dog, yes, but you also create miniature “scenes” of your life within the steps. Your dog comes from animal rescue – not everyone would explore that option. You play cornhole and badminton in the summer, enjoy a good soak in the hot tub, and indeed I get the sense that you HAVE stood at the edge of the yard in your pj’s at 3am. Those little details added something unique and engaging to the how-to element. Nice job.

    Like your groupmates, I learned something new. I never considered the idea of having a “bedtime” voice command. After I read that step, I thought of all the enormous dogs I’ve tried to push into crates and thought, why didn’t I make up a password?!

    I noticed that you also use short sentences well. Many people try to use short sentences, or even fragments, only to have them look like mistakes. Others overuse them. To the point. That you can’t. Even keep reading. You, however, say a lot with just a few short words, and nothing feels accidental. For example, I love the one-word sentence, “Patience.” I also liked your use of “Big mistake” and “Sometimes it takes a lot of treats.” You make us laugh and learn.

    Thank you for another great post!

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